Mum: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Just a sandwich I’m on a diet
Mum: Fine, what do you want in it?
Me: Cheese
Mum: You do realise that cheese is 90% fat?
Me: SHUTUP WOMAN AND MAKE MY SANDWICH
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I think it’s about time we all grow up
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