Hello tumblr, it’s been a while.Today I got a tux.

Mum:  What do you want for dinner?

Me: Just a sandwich I’m on a diet

Mum: Fine, what do you want in it?

Me: Cheese

Mum: You do realise that cheese is 90% fat?

Me: SHUTUP WOMAN AND MAKE MY SANDWICH 

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I think it’s about time we all grow up

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